I have just read a post about what constitutes a real dressage test and felt compelled to add my own little bit of dressage humour:
An old Portugese dressage master who was known for his terrible temper and rude language died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted him politely at the Pearly Gates and in a friendly way asked him to supply his name. In a gruff voice the dressage master told him.
"Well," Said St. Peter, "You can come in, provided you don't shout at God when He can't get His horse into an outline."
Hope it makes you smile.